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What does making love to your wife and going to the movies have in common?

It seems to annoy you when I open my bag of chips

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1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere

2. I hope they don’t make a mistake when choosing the new pope.

That would be a cardinal error.

3. A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks.

"We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.

4. My wife

just finished just finished repairing the holes in a bunch of my wool socks. She asked me to deal with it. I don’t know what she wants me to do with these darned socks.

5. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-NA

6. I used to work at a Michelin star restaurant.

It was great until the chef retired and the food got rubbery.

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9. Your cat has *distain* for you.

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